cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool The longest URL I know of of this page, the coolest. 

This is the Coolest URL, on Earth, as in it being cool, it is the coolest, as in being the longest version of that world, and it is probably among the longest real url's on the planet, We are real cool doods. This page is so cool it is off the page, 

Or maybe go on zazzle and cooldudeproducts and get a mug or t shirt on hillforts or cryptids, or even national flags.